id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.
this post is making me rethink my life why
Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
The first time I loved being stuck in traffic, just cause I got to hold his hand longer ❤️
things I want for harley quinn:
- running away with ivy
- getting to live with her daughter
- marrying ivy
- puppies. like a thousand puppies.
- shopping trips and getting ice cream
- for her to always find jeans that fit on the first try
things I do not want for harley quin:
- having literally anything to do with the joker
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy
do u ever just lip sync to fall out boy dramatically and pretend you’re patrick stump
Oh cool a manga that Stan Lee helped with
Lets see what its like….