im failing biology
don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with
That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone
…the weak are already weeding themselves out…
OH MY GOD YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.
Finally, Nigeria’s Kidnapped Schoolgirls Are Coming Home
The agreement, announced by the country’s defense minister, also involves a cease fire between Boko Haram and Nigeria’s military. The government expects the terror group will not back out on the deal. “Commitment among parts of Boko Haram and the military does appear to be genuine,” an official with Nigeria’s security forces told Reuters Friday. “It is worth taking seriously.”
Boko Haram militants abducted more than 300 schoolgirls from Chibok boarding school in northern Nigeria in mid-April, sparking a worldwide outcry and propelling the group onto to the international stage for the first time. Over fifty of the girls escaped early on. The rest have remained in captivity ever since.”
As reported by Mother Jones
AWESOME NEWS - this has been such a nightmare to follow, it is so great to hear the girls are being released!
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is
I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH
I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt
aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY
Where did your sister acquire this.
Completely inaccurate (and also ignore that the gap is MUCH higher for WOC.)
LOL it’s really actually hilarious because women do most of the worlds hard labor/work.
They do? They work in construction, they work in mines, they string power lines,they work on cars, they build offices,they work on the high rise office buildings?
wow…all this time I thought it was men that did all that. who would have thought.
In fact, women were the primary mine workers for decades because their smaller bodies made maneuvering the tunnels easier.
And who do you think worked in factories when the men went off to war? The only reason women left the workforce in the ’50s was because the men kicked them out, and even then, they marketed Valium to women as “mother’s little helper” to numb the dissatisfaction of being a home-maker.
Shiiiiit, I’m a woman and I’ve worked on the factory floor running a machine called the “people eater”, so named because it had a bad habit of amputating fingers.
I kicked ass, by the way.
What’s your job experience, keyboard jockey?
And no, homeboy, minecraft don’t count.